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jasonsnene ([personal profile] jasonsnene) wrote2008-05-31 11:19 am

Kink Bingo: Square 1=Branding

Title:  Branding

Author:  jasonsnene

Rating:  NC17

Pairing:  Spike/Angel

Warnings:  M/M, toys

Beta: 

[profile] carinas_carinae

 
 For

[community profile] kink_bingo:  branding.  See my card here

 

 A/N:  So this is my very first ficlet for kink_bingo!  Go Nene!!  It's sort of a follow up to a fic I posted earlier this week called Viper.  If you haven't read it, you don't need to but it's very kinky fun.  :D  Also, I should point out that in the rules at kink_bingo, they do allow for creative license, and since I didn't think I could write an actual branding, this is my kinky take on the word.


 


Angel stared at the invoice in front of him, knowing it must be some sort of mistake.  No way in hell had Spike done this.  Seriously, there was no way that he would dare use company resources for…this.

 
But the numbers were right there in front of him, and Angel remembered belatedly the boxes Spike was unloading from the trunk of the Viper the day of the “incident” in the trunk and the fact that Spike was going to a meeting with the bleach venom demons for a meeting about hair care products.  He’d been had. 

 
Spike chose that moment to come sauntering into Angel’s office with a large box under his arm.  He dropped the box on Angel’s desk with a smirk and settled into a leather chair, waiting for the explosion.

 
“Spike, did you really use company resources to develop your own brand of…”

 
“Yep.”

 
“…”

 
“Wot?  You always said I should plan more, and it’s a bloody good plan.”

 
Angel pushed back from his desk and started pacing.  Spike could tell he was gearing up for a lengthy speech and decided to head Angel off at the pass.  Angel wasn’t the only one good at distractions.

 
His first item came out of the box and he sat it right in Angel’s line of sight.  Heh.  Yep, the poof nearly tripped on the turn.  Who knew a picture of him, nearly naked, and holding up a bunch of cherries would be so interesting to the brooding wonder.  Course, it may have had something to do with the product itself.  But Spike had a feeling it wasn’t the industrial size bottle of lube that was causing that look. 

 
Item two caused Angel to step a bit closer.  It was made of blood red leather and had multiple straps and other assorted features.  Spike was hoping he’d get to see it on Angel, but that would all depend on his reaction to the third, and what Spike was sure was the best of the lot.

 
Sure enough, Angel’s mouth fell open and there may have been a touch of drool. 

 
“Now, luv, why don’t you get your kit off and you can see for yourself how I’ve been spending the company’s dosh?”

 
Angel didn’t even blink; he just started unbuttoning his shirt.  Spike nearly howled in victory, but he refrained himself, not wanting to break Angel out of his lust induced trance.  By the time Angel was naked, Spike had joined him in stripping off. 

 
Spike urged Angel to bend over the desk, and oddly enough, Angel complied with barely a whimper.  Next came the lube, cherry scented, of course, and Spike had Angel stretched out and glistening in no time.  The straps of leather were used to tie him in place, and damned if the red didn’t look fuckin’ hot against Angel’s skin.

 
And then for the piece d’ resistance.  His final masterpiece, a life sized vibrating replica of his cock.  His slid it in and turned it on and Angel howled.  Spike grinned and knew he was going to be rich.  Nothing like user satisfaction to ensure the success of a product. 

 
He let the vibrator work Angel into a frenzy before slicking himself up and replacing the replica with the real deal.  Angel was obviously enjoying the experience and before Spike could really even get into it, Angel was gasping and spasming around him as his orgasm hit. 

 
Spike leered.  Yep.  He was going to be filthy rich.  He’d have to let marketing know that “Get Spiked!” was a resounding success.  Just as soon as he finished pounding Angel’s ass.

 

 

[identity profile] angelstoy.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I only have one question, where can I buy "Get Spiked!"?!

That was freakin' AWESOME hun!!!!!!!!!

[identity profile] jasonsnene.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. I have no idea! But it sure would be a brand I'd buy. :D

Thanks babe.

[identity profile] lil-coyote.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Bwahaha!! Nothing like inspiring brand loyalty!!

[identity profile] jasonsnene.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL. I know! Get Spiked! will be a best seller for sure!

[identity profile] kimalis.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Love this and Viper.
Spike's obviously got a good head for business, especially when it has batteries in it.
Fab brand name!

[identity profile] jasonsnene.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL. Thanks hon! We never give Spike enough credit for his grand schemes. :D

[identity profile] zoesmith.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
*PURRS*

Mmmmmm oh baby that was so so hot!!! You know how much I love it when Angel bends over for Spike mmmmmm I'm very very hot and bothered *fans self*

a life sized vibrating replica of his cock
Oh! Oh! Can I have one for my birthday?!!

“Get Spiked!”
Hell yeah!!!

That was brilliant hun! I love kink bingo! xxx

[identity profile] jasonsnene.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I totally had your Spike topping fetish in mind when I wrote this. Glad you liked it. And I'll see if Spike will send you a GetSpiked! vibrator. He's feeling especially generous today. Heh.

And OMG your icon! *love*

[identity profile] lilithbint.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
brilliant take on the prompt
*grins*
and Spike on top always gets my vote.

[identity profile] jasonsnene.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks! It's growing on me. I haven't written it very much. :D

[identity profile] shanmara.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok we have to do something to develop this brand, honey ;)

Loved it :)

[identity profile] jasonsnene.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks! I'm sure I'll have to write more for this series cause it's just too fun. :D

[identity profile] mendenbar01.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, Duck! I need for you find a friend who knows how and get a pic for that! Or at least for the pieces parts, I have a fine imagination although a pic of Spike with the cherries would be spiff! ("nene" a hawaiian duck)(see how useful crossword puzzles are.)

[identity profile] jasonsnene.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL. Speaking of pics, I told vamps you wanted a Warrior Angel. :D

And I am not a hawaiian duck. I'm a Nene. :D Just ask my nephews. They'll tell ya. lol

Glad you liked GetSpiked!

[identity profile] mendenbar01.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, Nene, you quack me up. My nephews are easily confused also.

[identity profile] ohwliag.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Get spiked bloddy brillient

Love and hugs

[identity profile] jasonsnene.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! I think it's so fun to make up new products for Spike!

[identity profile] pjgale.livejournal.com 2008-05-31 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha!

(: PJ

[identity profile] jasonsnene.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Ha ha! Hee!

:D Nene

[identity profile] purpledodah.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
is ded. died laughing.

[identity profile] jasonsnene.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
*revives you*

I need my purps!

[identity profile] moon-lover68.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
So where do I send my order again.....?

[identity profile] jasonsnene.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
Send cash straight to me. *eg*

[identity profile] ash-carpenter.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Oh darling...You have the best ideas! "Get Spiked"???? *SNORT*

*adores you*

[identity profile] jasonsnene.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. I thought you might like that one. :D

There is so more coming in this verse. How can I resist? Really??

[identity profile] ginnyrules2.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
This was amazing. So hot! And so funny dear. Brilliant is the best word for it. Loved it!

[identity profile] jasonsnene.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks babe! What a lovely comment! I'm glad you liked it!!

[identity profile] darkspace99.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Hehe. That was the sexiest and most wonderful (mis)use of company resources I've ever seen.

You always said I should plan more, and it’s a bloody good plan.

Spike's plans are the best, hands down. He should definitely design more for his line. Maybe Angel can chip in too?

*is dazed at the possibilities*

[identity profile] jasonsnene.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
LOL. I thought so. :D Only Spike could "misuse" resources in such a magically delicious way. :D

I think Spike's plans are the best too. And the possibilities...let's just say I'm no where near done with this verse!!

[identity profile] dreamsofspangel.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
I want to "Get Spiked!" Oh, those should be really real products!

And yay for the hotness that is bottom!Angel!

[identity profile] jasonsnene.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
I know! There should be a product line! Joss would be even richer! lol.

I'm glad you like bottom!Angel too. :D

[identity profile] adso-von-melk.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
:D brilliant!!! :D Spike is the vamp! ;)

[identity profile] jasonsnene.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL. Yes he is!! Thanks!! :D
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[identity profile] flake-sake.livejournal.com 2008-06-01 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
hahahaha, oh yes, e's going to become a billionaire! At least he would, if we could buy that kind of merchandise somewhere! :)

Loved it!

[identity profile] jasonsnene.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, billionaire Spike! OH my! That's a whole series of fics in and of itself! Glad you liked it!!

[identity profile] snogged.livejournal.com 2008-06-02 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
This was hilarious and sexy and awesome all rolled into a red leather ball :)

Nicely done, sweetie

[identity profile] jasonsnene.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww! Thanks honey! *snogs* You're the best.

Glad you enjoyed!

[identity profile] of-too-minds.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Bwahaha! Love the "branding." Spike is such a clever monkey. Hmmm, wouldn't it be cool if he got Angel to do product endorsement! ;)

[identity profile] jasonsnene.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes! An Angel line as well? I think this verse is going to be never ending. :D

So, my branding probably wasn't what they had in mind...but I thought it was kinky. LOL

[identity profile] hotfortwins.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
krtghuregnjesrougaenrgiaugtpiaergpseuaelirugpaweryguihregerojg
*drool*
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk meeeeeeeeeeeee
*g*

*snogs*

I love your take on "branding" - love both types of branding ;-)

(can I have one?)

[identity profile] jasonsnene.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL. Glad you liked it! Yes, Spike is taking orders. He wants to be a billionaire. Hee!

[identity profile] vamptastica.livejournal.com 2008-06-05 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
LOL i love it, i want a lifesize replica LOVE DOLL of spike. PLEASEEEEEEEE? with a cherry on top? *wicked grin*
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[personal profile] jillyjames 2008-08-15 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
That was pretty flipping funny. I loved the Get Spiked branding. very clever and not at all what I was expecting from the title. And still you had some notness. Hot and humorous are not something I see together often enough. I want more :-)

[identity profile] jasonsnene.livejournal.com 2008-08-15 10:27 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's pretty funny that you found this series...cause guess what I'll be updating in the next day or so? Yep, adding another piece to this one!! But brace yourself, because it's Spike/Riley. But I made you like Riley before, right? :D
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[personal profile] jillyjames 2008-08-15 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
a new part?? I'm way happier than I should be since it's got Riley in it :::grin:::

You know, I'm starting to really like Spike/Riley. Normally I think of Riley and want to scrub my brain, but you're making him work for me. And I didn't want that complication in my life! :-)





[identity profile] jasonsnene.livejournal.com 2008-08-27 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! *fans you down again*