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The ever delicious purpledodah tagged me to list 10 fictional characters I would shag....only 10? Well, just for you purps, I'll try to limit myself to 10...
1. Mr. Darcy (Pride and Prejudice) My all time favorite book, I've been in love with Mr. Darcy for years. I just love a brooding powerful man, who's wealthy beyond all get out and can save me from my loving yet somewhat wacky and insane family. Yes, Mr. Darcy is the man for me. And if he happens to in any way resemble Colin Firth? I die a happy and well shagged Nene.
2. Jake Ryan (Sixteen Candles) Yes, I'm a child of the 80's but there's something about Jake that just trips my trigger. I think it's the hair. Or maybe the rolled up jeans...I have no idea why I think his rolled up jeans are sexy but I do. Maybe it's just the Porsche.
3. Angel (Angel the Series) What? Did you really think that with the above two examples of brooding brunettes that Angel wouldn't be high on my list? Now, I must say that the happiness clause would provide a bit of an issue for me. Course, I could just chain him up first. Yeah, that would work.
4. Any of Anita Blake's Harem (Anita Blake books by Laurell K. Hamilton) Seriously, if you have not read the sexiness that is the Anita Blake series, you should stop what you are doing and run, don't walk, to get them. They are incredible. Okay, so there were a couple in there that got a bit annoying, but there's lots and lots of sex. Orgy type sex. With vampires and werewolves and all sorts of other shapeshifters, oh my! And Anita gets them all. Including: Jean Claude (Master Vampire), Richard (Alpha Werewolf), Micah (Sexy Wereleopard), Nathaniel (super sexy wereleopard who is also a stripper....mmmm), Asher (Master Vampire), Damian (Vampire)...and there's many others. These are just her boyfriends. Yes...she has that many boyfriends.
5. Severus Snape (Harry Potter Series) Really just cause I'd like to give that poor man a happy. He needs, no deserves, one. Plus, it'd be kind of funny. And maybe Lupin and Sirius would sneak in as well.
6. Ambrosius/Toby (Dante's Cove) I couldn't list just one of them because I have crushes on them both. So what if they're both gay men. They're super hot and shaggable and Nene wants her a piece of that. Like NOW.
7. Jason Morgan (General Hospital) Yeah, the name Jasonsnene comes from him cause I would so be his Nene any day of the week. Motorcycles, guns, attitude. *shivers*
8. David Grantland (Christy) Another all time favorite book, I just fell in love with the (try not to gasp) preacher. He's so sweet and naive and hardworking. And really, when played on the TV show by Randall Batinkoff, he totally fits my profile of the hot brunette.
9. Mark Darcy (Bridget Jones Diary) Yes, I know that he's based on the aforementioned Mr. Darcy and conventiently played as well by Colin Firth...but really. He's hot.
10. Riley Finn (BTVS) I know that this may surprise some of you but there's something about a man in uniform who also exudes that country charm and has a twinkly in his eyes. That'd be Riley. I say again, Uniform. I'm a sucker. I'll admit it.
Now, I'm not going to tag you. But if you haven't done this already, do it. Cause 1) I said so and 2) it's fun. So there.
1. Mr. Darcy (Pride and Prejudice) My all time favorite book, I've been in love with Mr. Darcy for years. I just love a brooding powerful man, who's wealthy beyond all get out and can save me from my loving yet somewhat wacky and insane family. Yes, Mr. Darcy is the man for me. And if he happens to in any way resemble Colin Firth? I die a happy and well shagged Nene.
2. Jake Ryan (Sixteen Candles) Yes, I'm a child of the 80's but there's something about Jake that just trips my trigger. I think it's the hair. Or maybe the rolled up jeans...I have no idea why I think his rolled up jeans are sexy but I do. Maybe it's just the Porsche.
3. Angel (Angel the Series) What? Did you really think that with the above two examples of brooding brunettes that Angel wouldn't be high on my list? Now, I must say that the happiness clause would provide a bit of an issue for me. Course, I could just chain him up first. Yeah, that would work.
4. Any of Anita Blake's Harem (Anita Blake books by Laurell K. Hamilton) Seriously, if you have not read the sexiness that is the Anita Blake series, you should stop what you are doing and run, don't walk, to get them. They are incredible. Okay, so there were a couple in there that got a bit annoying, but there's lots and lots of sex. Orgy type sex. With vampires and werewolves and all sorts of other shapeshifters, oh my! And Anita gets them all. Including: Jean Claude (Master Vampire), Richard (Alpha Werewolf), Micah (Sexy Wereleopard), Nathaniel (super sexy wereleopard who is also a stripper....mmmm), Asher (Master Vampire), Damian (Vampire)...and there's many others. These are just her boyfriends. Yes...she has that many boyfriends.
5. Severus Snape (Harry Potter Series) Really just cause I'd like to give that poor man a happy. He needs, no deserves, one. Plus, it'd be kind of funny. And maybe Lupin and Sirius would sneak in as well.
6. Ambrosius/Toby (Dante's Cove) I couldn't list just one of them because I have crushes on them both. So what if they're both gay men. They're super hot and shaggable and Nene wants her a piece of that. Like NOW.
7. Jason Morgan (General Hospital) Yeah, the name Jasonsnene comes from him cause I would so be his Nene any day of the week. Motorcycles, guns, attitude. *shivers*
8. David Grantland (Christy) Another all time favorite book, I just fell in love with the (try not to gasp) preacher. He's so sweet and naive and hardworking. And really, when played on the TV show by Randall Batinkoff, he totally fits my profile of the hot brunette.
9. Mark Darcy (Bridget Jones Diary) Yes, I know that he's based on the aforementioned Mr. Darcy and conventiently played as well by Colin Firth...but really. He's hot.
10. Riley Finn (BTVS) I know that this may surprise some of you but there's something about a man in uniform who also exudes that country charm and has a twinkly in his eyes. That'd be Riley. I say again, Uniform. I'm a sucker. I'll admit it.
Now, I'm not going to tag you. But if you haven't done this already, do it. Cause 1) I said so and 2) it's fun. So there.
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