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Title: Christmas in the World of Woo
Author: jasonsnene
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: R
Author's Note: This is a continuation of my story "Welcome to the World of Woo" found here. You don't have to read it to get this though. It's just a silly schmoopy Christmas ficcie written for
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Spike waited until Xander slipped out of bed to go to the bathroom. Then he slipped from the bed himself and gathered up the brightly wrapped package he’d hidden behind the mountain of laundry in the corner. It was the one place he was sure Xander wouldn’t look.
He jumped back onto the bed after sitting the box on Xander’s side of the bed. It was hard for him to act casual and relax into the covers but he wanted to hear Xander’s reaction when he saw the box.
Not that he was going soft or anything, but every time the whelp made one of his funny little noises it just made Spike’s heart, well, not his heart precisely, but it made something inside him go all tingly.
With a sigh, Spike rolled over and accepted the fact that he was getting soft. There was nothing he could do though. Xander was irresistible and Spike wasn’t known to have the highest levels of self restraint.
Finally, the water shut off and Spike tried to hide his smile in his pillow. Xander tiptoed out of the bathroom, hoping Spike had drifted back to sleep. He always woke up when Xander got out of bed even though he pretended that he didn’t. This morning, Xander stayed in the bathroom for an extra long time even though he was nearly bouncing with anticipation.
He snuck over to the laundry pile. Spike’s gift was hidden near the bottom under his most pungent dirty socks. There was no way Spike would go look there. After pulling the wrapped box from the sock, Xander gave it a little sniff to see just how much of the smell had rubbed off on Spike’s present.
His nose curled. It wasn’t pretty. But maybe Spike would get the wrapping paper off fast enough so that the smell wouldn’t bother him. Xander sighed. Next year, he’d think of a less pungent hiding spot.
Spike cracked open his eye to see what the hell was taking Xander so long to get back to bed. Sheesh. He was taking forever. And damned if he wasn’t digging in the laundry pile. Finally, Spike couldn’t stand the anticipation anymore and he sat up.
“Oi, pet! Get your arse back into bed. How’s a vamp supposed to surprise ya when you wander all over the damn place?” Spike would have continued his lecture until Xander was snuggled back beside him but he noticed the package in Xander’s hand and the goofy smile on his face.
“Aww. Pet. You got me a pressie?” Spike smirked as Xander blushed and hurried back over to the bed. Spike shook his head. It was no wonder he was always having to save Xander’s ass out on patrol. How the hell he didn’t notice a gigantic package sitting on the bed was beyond Spike.
Xander came to a screeching halt beside the bed. He literally was screeching. Spike put his hands over his ears. Yep, there was another of those sounds he just loved. Spike waited for it.
Xander noticed the package and couldn’t help the screech that erupted from his mouth. He didn’t think Spike was going to get him a present this year. “WOOOOOOO!!!!”
Spike grinned. There it was. Xander was always talking about the World of Woo they were making together. Spike pretended to think it was ridiculous when Xander added more and more things to the list he would Woo over. In reality, Spike was constantly trying to think of new and exciting things to try with Xander just to get him to make that sound again.
Xander leapt onto the bed and into Spike’s arms. “Oi, pet! Watch the jewels!” He pulled Xander closer though and settled against the head board with Xander between his legs. Just as he was about to start getting frisky, he caught a whiff of something unpleasant.
“Bloody hell, Xan! Tell me you didn’t put my pressie in the dirty socks?”
Xander blushed and looked down at the slightly rumpled package. He placed it sheepishly in Spike’s hands. “Merry Christmas, Spike.”
Spike could tell that Xander was about to die of excitement so he put his own slightly aromatic package to the side and gestured to the larger package beside him. “Go ahead, Xan. You go first.”
Xander yelled “Woo!” again and reached over to grab the box. He lifted it carefully, then gave it a little shake. He put his ear close and shook it again. Spike dropped his head back onto the headboard with a thump. No one could draw out opening a pressie like his Xan.
Xander finally couldn’t wait anymore and tore into the box. His eyes opened in shock at the contents. “Um, Spike?”
“Yes, pet?”
“What’s this?”
Spike snorted. “It’s your pressie, pet. Keep digging.”
Xander pulled out the book on top. “30 minute meals? Seriously?”
“Oi! Gotta start taking better care of yourself. Quit puttin’ all that pizza and junk in ya. That Rachael bint says she can make quick and healthy in 30 minutes. I figured we could handle that, yeah?”
Xander nodded, gave Spike a quick kiss and put the book aside. He continued digging in the box. He pulled out a package of socks next. Eyebrow raised, he turned back Spike. “Pet, seriously, have you smelled your socks? They cannot be saved.”
Xander nodded, kissed Spike again, and turned back to the box. Next came a gigantic bag of chocolate kisses. Spike didn’t wait for Xander’s reaction. He simply lifted the bag from Xander’s hands before he became distracted by his favorite treat.
Xander gave Spike a little elbow to the stomach in protest but it wasn’t hard enough to hurt and he dug right back into the box. An assortment of comic books came next and Spike again plucked them from Xander’s hand.
This time Xander turned to glare at him. “Spike! I want to look!”
Spike held the comics away from him. “Not till you look at the rest of your pressies!” Xander growled at him, causing Spike to chuckle. Xander turned backed to the box though and continued digging.
Finally he pulled out the final item. Spike worried when Xander stilled. “WOOOOO!!!!” Spike figured the pretty glass dildo that Xander had been eyeing was a good choice after all. Xander finally moved and turned to kiss Spike soundly. He wanted to continue and break in his new present but he was too anxious for Spike to see what he’d gotten him.
He pressed the smaller package into Spike’s hands and turned to watch him open it. Spike didn’t know what Xander would have gotten him but he quickly dispatched of the smelly paper and tossed it as far away from the bed as he could.
Then he slid open the box and gasped at the contents. Inside was a keychain, shaped like a globe. Xander had written Woo on the bottom along with an X. A key was attached. “Uh, Pet? What’s the key for?”
Xander blushed. “Well, you know how I said I didn’t have enough money to move out yet? I kind of lied a little. I found us our own place.”
Spike grinned and pulled Xander to him for another round of kisses. He clutched his globe to him and whispered against Xander’s lips. “I love the World of Woo, pet. I love you, too.”
Xander pulled back and looked at Spike. “WOOOO!!!"
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