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Well, I just woke up from the most bizarre dream ever. I mean, it was weird. Weird enough that I knew I wouldn't be falling back asleep for a long time so I decided to let you all get a wee bit of amusement with me and share it.
Hee. So, it was a theater production. (Not so strange, cause I've done tons of theater over the years.). It was Grease. (Not so strange because I choreographed a production of Grease a few years ago.). Want to hear the strange part? *giggle snort* It starred Zac Efron. And I was dating him. He was madly in love with me. *falls down laughing* I had to keep helping him practice his songs. He was very needy. And the girl who was playing his girlfriend in the play hated me because he didn't want to practice with her. He only wanted to practice with me. So she kept trying to get me in trouble with the director and assistant director and I finally had to open up a can of whoop ass on her. LMAO. So then, the play is going on, and dear sweetie Zac has made me promise to watch this certain number, but I'm called backstage and my extended family is there (watching the show of course because they support my honey *gigglesnort*) and they need me to give someone directions via one of those beep beep phones which I can *never* work. And I was going to miss the big finale. It was drama, I tell ya. So I end up not giving the directions cause I can't figure the phone out anyway and I ask my aunt to please do it because I need to be there for Zac and I run around to the front of the theater so I can sneak into the back of the audience and watch the big finale. It turns into this parody of Dirty Dancing where I'm like Baby and Zac is Johnny and he sings and dances his way back to me (He sang You're the one that I want very sexily....*snorfle*) and he grabs my hand and drags me back up to the stage where I do the last song as his partner and then he gives me this big old sloppy kiss and we get a standing ovation and then he looks deep in my eyes and says..."It's time" and then I wake up.
Now I just want to go back to sleep and hope I pick up the dream where it left off. Not that I want to dream more about Zac per se, but seriously..."It's time" for what? Time for me to....make a man out of him? er...Not so much. I mean, he's cute and all but I aint no craddle robber. Besides, my niece would never forgive me. She swears she's going to marry him. *snicker* When I was her age, I was going to marry Bo Duke. Then when i was in middle school it was Chad Allen or Kirk Cameron. ROFL. So who were you in love with as a preteen? And feel free to share any strangely wacky dreams so I'm not so alone in the bizarro world.